About Lauren Bjorkman

 

 
 

Gaucho

Lauren and Dad

When I was a baby, my parents bought an old wood sailboat in Chesapeake Bay. For our first adventure, we — and I use the pronoun-loosely because I was two — sailed Gaucho home to California. According to legend, I hid in the sail bags, chased iguanas with a feather, and failed to notify an adult when my older sister, Jody, fell overboard. Fortunately, she survived the ordeal.

My mother died when I was five. We moved back onto the boat two years later. Gaucho never had electricity or running water. On the three-year voyage from San Francisco to Argentina, my sister and I amused ourselves with schoolwork, books, paper dolls, cooking, and building sand castles. The adventure had pros and cons:

 

Cons:

Powdered milk

Sea water baths

Cleaning kerosene soot off the ceiling

Seasickness

Giant waves

Occasional terror

Pros:

Visiting exciting new places

Beaches

Fresh fish

Dad reading aloud to us

Monkeys

Never having to wear shoes

 

 
 

My penchant for telling stories started young, earning me the nickname Theda Bara. Still, I credit my unusual childhood for giving free rein to my creativity that ultimately led to writing.

When we returned to California, I started middle school in the Bay Area, quickly growing accustomed to hot showers but still despising shoes. I had no idea how to fit in. My attempts at using mascara were humiliating. I wore a peach-hued velour top with my dark green dittos, until Jody mercifully stepped in.

So many years overseas led to a permanent sense of being an outsider. I have lived many places but belong nowhere.

I followed the usual path for a while, went to college, got married, worked a regular job, and had children. But when the chance came to write, I seized it. Books have been a lifelong love, transporting me to new places and giving me glimpses into other lives. Stories make me think and feel and imagine. I write to be part of the conversation.

Lauren and Jennifer

Jody, Tony, Margaret, Lauren 2019

 

 

Lauren 1982

Random facts

I can count to ten in English, Spanish, French, German, Swedish, Chinese, Thai, and Arabic. When we traveled to Morocco, my son learned how to count to ten in Berber.

In Monopoly, I always choose the shoe. I have many, many pairs in my closet yet go barefoot whenever possible. I’ve even walked barefoot through the snow.

As soon as I could hold a pencil, I started writing. Here are some samples. 

 

When you grow old and full of mold

And start to lose your hearing… 

Volcano

I blow up when I am mad

I blow up when I am bad

I blow up when I am sad

but I grow up when I am glad.

 

 
 

The weirdest misspelling of my name was on a piece of junkmail: Lorin Bzordrian

I would love to bring peace to the world, end hunger, and provide universal education for women. If I don’t manage all that, I’d at least like to invent a neologism.

Neologism — noun — a newly invented word or phrase.

For example, Deev – A  person who takes a side-branch from the straight and narrow path in life, but in a cool sort of way.

What are you doing on the ceiling? Be A Gecko for a Day is not a sport. Don’t be such a Deev.

Memorable moments I will write about some day:

The month my dad, my sister, and I sailed across the Atlantic Ocean. It was just the three of us. I was ten and weighed 63 pounds. 

Escaping from Argentina in the middle of the night during a revolution.

Meeting my future life partner in a poetry composition class at Foothill’s College.

Traveling through Tibet, Bhutan, Syria, Yemen, Palau, Morocco, and Borneo.

Raising two boys.

Getting the phone call from my future agent offering representation.

Lauren 2008