Dear Miss Fortune Cookie,
This noob in photography won’t leave me alone. He keeps asking me dumb stuff like how to view his pictures. I keep telling him to ask the teacher, but he ignores me. How do I get rid of him?
Annoyed
WHAT MISS FORTUNE COOKIE REALLY WANTED TO WRITE, BUT DIDN’T:
Dear Annoying,
Miss Fortune Cookie says: Someone is speaking well of you. Because they don’t really know you.
The hallmark of noob-behavior? Calling someone else a noob.
In other words, it takes one to know one. I’m rubber, you’re glue. Everything you say bounces off me and sticks to you.
Miss Fortune Cookie
ENLIGHTENED ANSWER:
Dear Annoyed,
Miss Fortune Cookie says: Open your heart. You can always close it again later.
Be nice. Everyone is a noob sometime in their life.
Besides, maybe this noob knows how to view his pictures, but is looking for friendship or romance. Anything is possible.
Miss Fortune Cookie
Lauren Bjorkman 