Are you proud of being opinionated? Do you like to give advice?
BE AN ADVICE COLUMNIST FOR A DAY!
WIN A SIGNED COPY OF MISS FORTUNE COOKIE PLUS GOODIES,
INCLUDING A $30 GIFT CARD
TO ENTER, write a response to one of the Dear Miss Fortune Cookie letters below:
Dear Miss Fortune Cookie,
My boyfriend and I have been together for one week. He’s amazing, and I don’t just mean his eyes and hair. He really listens to me. He gives me compliments. Now I wonder if it’s just an act! He brags to his friends after we make out. My friend showed me one of his texts! I want to kill him. But what if someone else sent the text to split us up? Lots of people are jealous of what we have.
Going crazy
Dear Miss Fortune Cookie,
My best friend and I share a locker. It’s kind of a pain because she is a total slob. If I throw out trash, she accuses me of losing her homework. Once she left half an Icee in there, and it spilled all over my social studies binder. I’d move out of the locker, but my friend just joined chorus. Now she has new friends that she can hang out with instead of me. What should I do?
Squeezed
Dear Miss Fortune Cookie,
I’m not short, but my girlfriend is taller than me. My friends laugh about it. They call me stumpy and pat me on the head. I don’t want to go to school anymore. Should I just break up with her already?
Taller Than Average
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Email your entry to lauren@laurenbjorkman.com
You can enter as many times as you wish.
CONTEST DEADLINE March 1, 2013
GOOD LUCK!
Lauren Bjorkman 
Dear taller than average, if you and this girl like each other, and the fact that she is slightly taller doesnt bug y’all, then stay together. If your friends are truly making fun of you, then they’re not your friends. And if you would break up with someone you like because of something as dumb as your friends laughing at you, then you’re an ass and you don’t deserve to have a girlfriend. Grow some balls and don’t let your friend dictate your life.